Monday, December 7, 2009

Time Marches On


Relentlessly.

I could do with stopping time for a couple of weeks but it seems to be beyond my powers. I was toying with titling this piece, "Virgin Territory" but was concerned that it might be misconstrued. Gang of men running full pelt towards group of virgins lurking beyond the horizon...No....

I am clearly losing my mind. I am, however, more concerned about my face which seems to be suffering from "Tony Blair during the Iraq War" Syndrome. Ie. extremely rapid ageing due to stress. I appear to have aged 5 years in 3 weeks. Is this possible?

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